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Saturday, May 7th, 2005
11:29 pm
Wednesday, December 8th, 2004
5:11 pm
A pimp in disguise
Nobody would have ever suspected such pimpage out of meCollapse )
Friday, April 9th, 2004
7:50 pm
yo honey..
i'm looking for a pimp to properly represent the great lillkimm...
any takers?
Saturday, May 3rd, 2003
3:03 am
ello ello ello. mah name is ARTHUR ARGY: GREEN ELEPHANT. ah ahm the biggest pimp dat evar was!!!!!!

Current Mood: predatory
Thursday, April 10th, 2003
11:31 pm
Sunday, October 20th, 2002
3:50 pm
What up everybody
"What's the difference between a ho and a bitch?"

"A ho, she fuck everybody. A bitch, she fuck everybody...except you."
Saturday, August 31st, 2002
11:21 am
I am bizack....
I realize it has been much too long since the original thugtastic pimp, Pimp Daddy F, has posted to let all of you good folks know just how I have been.
Well, I can assure you that I have been blangtastic.
That is co-rrect. I have been up in the south side of shy town, kickin it with some pimpolicious honeys.
I hated to have to leave them but I tried to explain that The Pimptasticness that is Pimp D Fresh does not, cannot, be with just one lady. It would be a complete disservice to all the others that have not yet had the pleasure of my smooth, suave ghettosexin ways.
Saturday, May 4th, 2002
6:06 pm

Lesson one: Know how to spot imposter pimps.
Thursday, April 11th, 2002
3:43 pm
Wednesday, March 27th, 2002
8:53 am
Thursday, February 28th, 2002
2:17 pm
(from mcorwine:

"If my son wants to be a pimp when he grows up, that's fine with me. I
hope he's a good one and enjoys it and doesn't get caught. I'll support
him in this. But if he wants to be a network administrator, he's out of
the house and not part of my family." - Steve Wozniak
Thursday, February 21st, 2002
5:20 pm
5:20 pm
Friday, January 18th, 2002
6:11 pm
"There are several rules that one must be willing to follow in order to be a successful pimp. The most paramount rule in the pimping game is, "the pimp must get paid" (Bromfield & Juan, 1994; Owens & Shepard, 1998; Slim, 1969). This means there can't be any "shame in your game" (Massi), one must require and, if necessary, demand the money. Second, any successful pimp will remember that the game is "sold and not told." This means that pimps are expected to sell it to a prospective prostitute that he wants to occupy his stable, without revealing his entire game plan. In order to do this, he has to develop "his game" or, "his rap." These consist of a series of persuasive conversations similar to poetic and rhymic scats that are philosophical in nature and ideological about life and making money."

6:10 pm
how to be a pimp for dummies:


(not that any of you need this, of course.)
Monday, December 31st, 2001
1:21 pm
i resolve:
to fuck mo' bitches
drink mo' forties
pimp mo' ho's
and smoke mo' chronic

'dat is all.
Wednesday, December 12th, 2001
10:34 am
Best line ever
From the movie Trois:

*Two black chicks are making out in a dimly lit club*

*Black man walks up to them, throws a business card on the table and says...*

"Gimme a call if y'all wanna toss a dick up in that shit."

*...and walks away.
Monday, December 10th, 2001
3:46 pm
'i get plenty of ass,
so call me an ass-tronaut!'

- dr. dre
Thursday, November 29th, 2001
12:44 pm
I got it like that
Dancin' on the dance floor
Girl, it's you that I adore
Step on stage, you scream for more
Afrika got rhymes galore
Snap my fingers, make you mine
If not, I'll snap a second time
After that, I guarantee
You will be standing next to me
Left or right side, take your pick
But girl, you've got to make it quick
Baby, baby, baby
I know I drive you crazy

MC's know me as Mike G
Girls hold on to me tightly
Warm personality
That's why they get close to me
Try their best to drive me wild
Say they want to bear my child
I go away, they say, "Come back"
Why? Because I got it like that

No problem, (why?) because I got it like that
A Baby Bam beat and an African rap
My partner by my side, Sammy B is on the cut
Your DJs chill and chill, but hey, so what?
Nuggets in my pocket, wine in my hand
I got it like that, but you still don't understand
It comes to me natural, it comes to me easy
I just lay back and let the big beat lead me
I never work a day in my life
Single jungle brother, no kids, no wife
100,000 rhymes from one band, that's many
But back where I come from, they ain't worth a penny
You've got a lot of talent, but you fail to see
You paid for yours, I got mine for free

Play in the rain and don't get wet
Walk through the desert and don't even sweat
Play in the snow and don't get cold
I'm just a cool young brother who looks kinda old
Love around the world schoolin' the sound
If I could bet a crowd and get caught us loud
I've got ladies uptown and money on the floor
There's not a thing in the world that I'm askin' for

Used to be a player, couldn't be trusted
But still in all, I never got busted
Knowin' every part of New York City
I thought it was fun, it used to look witty
I had it all spread out, even one next door
I had it like that, so what ya askin' for?
4 to 5, you see, was my minimum
And every day, I used to go and get with 'em
One for every hour on the hour
One on the way while I was in the shower
It sounds kinda crazy, it sounds kinda bugged
But you see, Afrika was the one they loved
So you see, it got to a point where they didn't care
They didn't wanna give me up, so they agreed to share
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2001
3:01 pm
word em up
Word to all my fellow pimps out there representin' this fine way of life.
I got a recipe for yous guys, straight from the homeland of pimpin.

Compton Cooler
1 40oz of Olde English 800 (nectar of the gods)
1 12 oz bottle of orange juice
1 brown paper bag

First, drink the 40 down to the label. Then, pour in the orange juice, and place the bottle in the bag. Now you're set.

I like to enjoy my cooler in while cruisin the strip, but don't hit the switches too hard or you'll be wearin it.
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